Extract From One of my Email :) Enjoy~~
A female NTV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer living just outside Dildo, Newfoundland, to find the main cause of the Mad Cow Disease.Lady reporter: "Good evening, sir. I am here to collect information on thepossible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease".The farmer stared at the reporter and said: "Do you know that a bull mountsa cow only once a year"Lady reporter (obviously embarrassed): "Well, sir, that's a new piece of information, but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cowdisease".The farmer: "And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day".The reporter: "Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point."Farmer: "I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playingwith your tits twice a day and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't youget mad"?
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